So, today I got handed three different vouchers with my supermarket receipt.
Voucher 1:
9p off per litre of fuel when you spend £20 on toiletries and healthcare
To make a saving: buy more than 222 litres of fuel (in one go, of course)
Voucher 2:
8p off per litre of fuel when you spend £20 on clothing
To make a saving: buy more than 250 litres of fuel (in one go, of course)
My car holds 47.7 litres. So I’d have to bring along 5 and a quarter of my little cars to make my money back (assuming I’m not that into the supermarket’s fashion range). Who has 5 and a quarter cars?!
Voucher 3:
Literally just an 8p voucher.
Come on, supermarkets. . . Are you just trying to bamboozle people who aren’t accountants?! I don’t actually want twenty quid’s worth of toiletries, or of supermarket-branded clothing! I certainly don’t want to have to bring my own fuel tanker along to the petrol station to just break even on your super-generous offers. . .
Your vouchers are going straight in the bin. Stop wasting paper, stop wasting my time, stop giving me stupid 8p vouchers.
Thanks!
Shopaholic Cuts Back 